Keyshawn Johnson Calls Out Justin Bieber for Reckless Driving
May 31, 2013 By Scott Kushman Leave a Comment
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Jodi Arias Guilty, Vultures Eat Women, & Ariel Castro
May 16, 2013 By Scott Kushman Leave a Comment
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White people figure out Sizzurp
May 3, 2013 By Scott Kushman Leave a Comment
We try to figure out Sizzurp, explain our set design and then beg for you to subscribe to our channel. So, -please subscribe!!!
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Farrah Abraham Madness!
May 3, 2013 By Scott Kushman Leave a Comment
We do a smut report: exploding vibrators, teen mom Porno and car-sex name jokes! It’ll all make sense if you watch!
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Amanda Bynes Gets Asked out
May 3, 2013 By Scott Kushman Leave a Comment
Scott makes a plea to Amanda Bynes for a date, and/or to co-star in a webseries called “On the Run with Amanda Bynes”
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Jen Kirkman’s Book I Can Barely Take Care of Myself
April 26, 2013 By Scott Kushman Leave a Comment
Male Oriented Comedy Show Comedy Hit Live discusses Jen Kirkman’s new book “I can Barely Take Care of Myself” and Scott goes to “The View” earlier in the day for this special women’s
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Life Quotes With Culturalist BEANX
April 26, 2013 By Scott Kushman Leave a Comment
Scott once again picks culturalist BEANX’s mind and BEANX reveals new mindfucks around the topics of dentures, Land O Lakes Butter, and spray tans. This is why we’re big in France.
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Boston Bombing Conspiracy
April 25, 2013 By Scott Kushman Leave a Comment
The guys on Comedy HIt Live try to care about a conspiracy involving the Boston bombing in an attempt to attract a new audience of crazies.
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Summer 2011′s Hottest Video Games
Summer is here and with it brings a good cast of newly released and up-coming video games. We’ll feature a few of our favorites that have just recently hit the shelves or will be available in the near future. Let’s get started.
NCAA Football 2012: With the NFL lockout in effect, NCAA college football may be [...]
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Sweet Child O’ Mine: Fergie vs Juan
In the wake of the most horrendous Super Bowl halftime performance of all time, I’m posing you a question. Which Guns N Roses cover is better, is it A) Fergie or B) Some random guy named Juan.. Take your pick.
VS.
Obviously we know there is no debate here. If I was asking you who you’d rather [...]
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Kim Kardashian releases single “Jam”.. AWFUL
That’s a fucking club banger if I’ve ever heard one.. Kim Kardashian literally says one word the entire song. Autotune is a mother fucker, it gives every pseudo celebrity a reason to release a horrendous single. First Paris Hilton, then Angelina from Jersey Shore, now Kim K? Who’s next?
I’ll be right back after my [...]
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The Brocial Network
This video has been popping up everywhere on the web today. It’s just an absolutely spot on spoof to the Social Network from the scenery of the goofy Eduardo smile, it’s perfect. Check it out below..
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Farrah Abraham Madness!
We do a smut report: exploding vibrators, teen mom Porno and car-sex name jokes! It’ll all make sense if you watch!
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He’s Back: Dom Mazzetti vs. Casey Anthony
Straight fire, nothing less from Dom Mazzetti. I don’t know if it’s because the depressing state of my work weeks or a testament to how good the Dom Mazzetti series has become, but every video release becomes the highlight of my week. Probably a combination of the two I’m guessing.
“Casey Anthony or a lying [...]
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Official Kim Kardashian Betting Props
You’ve all been waiting to do it, bet on Kim Kardashian! Now you can with the official Kim Kardashian Betting Props. Thanks to our friends over at Bodog, you can now place a wager on what sport Kim Kardashian’s next boyfriend will be, what profession he will be in, and whether she’ll get engaged before [...]
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“Game of Thrones” Season Two Premiers Tonight
Last summer, the world was introduced to Game of Thrones on HBO. The new series was so good that we asked our readers if Game of Thrones was the best show currently on TV. We’ve been waiting almost a year for the second season and the time has finally come at last. Game of Thrones [...]
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Barack Obama singing “Call Me Maybe”
Barack Obama lighting the world on fire with his stirring rendition of “Call Me Maybe”. I might vote Republican, but this is still absolutely hilarious.
Presenting to you, Barack Obama singing “Call Me Maybe”
If you thought this was funny, check out some additional videos from Baracksdubs. Barack is sexy and he knows it?
Put your glasses [...]
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Hoodie Allen “Hey Now” FREE Download
Our guy Hoodie Allen emailed us this morning to let the bros know about his new beat, “Hey Now”. Bringing his usual upbeat sound and catchy beats, Hoodie took the time to thank his listeners via this song. In the direct words of the man of himself,
I want to get back to releasing some free [...]
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Drunk Guy gets Pepper Sprayed in Disney Land Fight
Disney Land, the place where dreams come true, childhood’s are cherished and 53-year old grown men can’t handle their booze. 53-year old Disney Land guest (surely not welcomed back), Glenn L. Horlacher, is the guy tossing punches and flailing kicks at Disney security and park guests. So without further introduction to the video, here’s our [...]
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Chris Rene: the inspiring story behind “Young Homie”
You may have recently heard Chris Rene’s “Young Homie” playing on the radio. You might like the song for it’s catchiness, you might not like it at all, but one thing almost everyone can agree with is the inspirational story behind Chris Rene. The story behind Chris Rene truly is inspirational, especially when you watch [...]
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Depressed man cooks and eats his own finger
A man who has had repeated bouts of depression cut off one of his own fingers, cooked it with some vegetables and ate it. The bizarre case of “self-cannibalism” is the first known in New Zealand and one of only eight reported around the world.
“In an effort to seek reprieve from these thoughts, he tied [...]
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Ethan W, 6-year old autistic child, KILLS Billy Joel “Piano Man”
Here is Ethan W, a 6-year old autistic child, who turns out to be quite the little pianist. This is probably one of the coolest videos you’ll see in a while, as Ethan W absolutely nails “Piano Man” by Billy Joel and making it look effortless in the process. It appears that he’s just slapping [...]
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Angelina from Jersey Shore gets engaged.. Sucks to be that guy
“It was crazy, we were both living on Staten Island we were both Island natives, but I didn’t know him before ths show,” Angelina says. “He’s the sweetest guy I’ve ever met in my life. He treats me with respect, he’s like a real gentleman. He doesn’t treat me like s–t, like so many people [...]
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Marc Martel Singing “Somebody to Love” exactly like Freddie Mercury
You can say whatever you want about Freddie Mercury’s flamboyant stage persona, but there’s no doubt at all this dude shredded the microphone. The leader singer of Queen died back in 1991, but his legend still lives on everyday through his music. Just listen to Sirius/XM Classic Rewind or Classic Vinyl and you’ll hear his [...]
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The Great Gatsby Official Trailer: Taking you back to Highschool English Class
Check out the latest trailer for “The Great Gatsby.” For those of you who haven’t read the book, the story features Nick Carraway, played by Leonardo DiCaprio, is a Midwesterner now living on Long Island, finds himself fascinated by the mysterious past and lavish lifestyle of his neighbor, Jay Gatsby. He is drawn into Gatsby’s [...]
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A Little Music to Booze to on Thirsty Thursday
Just a little something to put you in the mood to pound a few brews tonight.. If you have any music you want to hear next week or an entire playlist you want put on the site, e-mail me at rob@brocrastinator.com.. Enjoy bitches.
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Dom Mazzetti: the next Big Thing on Youtube
So, I’ve been following Dom Mazzetti since he started making videos back in January. If you haven’t heard of him of yet, you have to check out some of his videos from his Youtube channel that has amassed over 2 Million views. Being from Jersey, you see guys like this all the fucking time. Dom [...]
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Mark Zuckerberg is incredibly awkward on SNL
I’m pretty sure Saturday Night Live was at it’s peak in the 1970′s but the show made a little noise last night when they brought Mark Zuckerberg on. SNL set up Jesse Eisenberg to meet the Facebook founder live on stage and the result was summed up well by Andy Samberg, “AWK-berg”. Check the clip [...]
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Some of the best Super Bowl Commercials
As some of you know, I’m a die hard Jets fan. Which means I’ll spend the majority of tonight slitting my fucking wrists because the Jets were one drive short of a SB appearance. I guess the only thing there is left to make me happy is some funny Super Bowl commercials and ridiculously obscure [...]
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‘Killer Elite’ Will be a Testosterone Overload
Jason Statham is pretty much synonymous with badass action movies, so it should come as no surprise that he’s starring in another one due out in September. Statham’s latest project is called Killer Elite, and the plot goes something like this: Jason Statham and Clive Owen have a are bitter rivals who want nothing more [...]
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Day Drink Playlist Contest: Vote Now
Earlier last week, I asked you readers to come up with a “Day Drink Playlist”, where the best playlist would win a free BROcrastinator t-shirt. We received three entries to the contest and it’s up to you guys to choose the winner. Below you’ll find each playlist and a poll at the bottom. Check out [...]












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